How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.