How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.