They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
A condescending con descending.
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
