Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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Op Jokes More Op Jokes

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

deleted

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

China Jokes More China Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

Censor Jokes More Censor Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Chinese Government Jokes More Chinese Government Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.