Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
The punchline