What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)