What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!