Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
This joke...
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
A Countach
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
The punchline
By reposting it every week!