What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)