What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents