What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK