What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.