How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.