What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.