What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots