How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)