How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*