How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*