How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)