What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.