What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.