What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Because they are Russin'

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Somebody took a corner!