What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning