What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.