How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6