How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

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We're not sandwiches.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.