Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Buff Jokes More Buff Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.