Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12