Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Buff Jokes More Buff Jokes

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.