Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Cross fit.

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He was Cross-Fit.

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Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.