Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that's where they get their best cues.

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee