Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee