Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.