Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.