What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.