What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace