What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Peter Parker Jokes More Peter Parker Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace