What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.