What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).