What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.