What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

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Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace