What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.