What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

Where's Spiderman's home page?

Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

Peter Parker Jokes More Peter Parker Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace