What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace