Peter Parker Jokes

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker