Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Peter Parker Jokes More Peter Parker Jokes

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.