Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Your room-matey.

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Ten-ants

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What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.