Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Towel Ban Jokes More Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban