Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban