Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.