Because of the towel ban.
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Because of the towel ban
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Cause they'll Pikachu