Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.