Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.