Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Towel Ban Jokes More Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban