Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.