Because of the towel ban
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Iran.
A: KABOOM!!
He wanted to make a clean getaway
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Because of the towel ban.