What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.