Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.