Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth