Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

now museum, now you don't

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.