Foreskin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Oinkment.

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Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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So blind people can hate them to

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.