Foreskin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

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Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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Russell !

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.