What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...