What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer