Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!