Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.