Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"