Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.