Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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It's beer pressure.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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He kilt himself

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A pig in a blanket.

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.