Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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How does it feel son?

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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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They'd form pigget lines.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.