Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Grunt Jokes More Grunt Jokes

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.