Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.