How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair