How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common?

They're both old.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.