How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!