How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!