How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.