How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it