How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it