How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.