What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things