What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things