What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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