Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce