Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here