Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her