Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ?

Blair play !

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.