Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Cretins!

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!