Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why are black people fast runners?

They have 3 long strong legs.

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica