Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.