Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage