Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

English Jokes More English Jokes

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.