Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.