Tv Remote Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

Remote Jokes More Remote Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

Remote Island Jokes More Remote Island Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control