Tv Remote Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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The night before a test.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !