You can't play football with the remote.
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All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
She thought he was too controlling.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
A Remote control
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
Cache in hand.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
Paddy O'Furniture
In Wales.
A where wolf.
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
A wok on.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Jesus going up for the cross!
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!