You can't play football with the remote.
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All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
She thought he was too controlling.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Its Tricerabottom.
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
I have truss issues.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
A Dictator
Stephen Talking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
The Know-Nothings!
When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.
Because they won't believe it.
A midget at a urinal.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
