What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.