What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.