What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

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Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control