What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.