Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.