What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.