What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!