What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

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Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.