How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.