How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.