How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.