How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.