Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order