Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.