Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.