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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
A: There was a restraining order.
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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
A: There was a restraining order.
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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?
The restraining order
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