What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.