What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.