What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.