What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.