What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh"