What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.