Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.