Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.