Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.