How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.