A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Light bulb.
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
HINDsight
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Creddit!!!!
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
