All the conservatives are out working.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Becuase they're working in the mine.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
They all went down on a President.
Gullibility
Triggered
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.