Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.