Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.