Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.