Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!