Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Supreme Jokes More Supreme Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.